Tuesday around here in the store belong to the Senior Citizens. If you don't have to go for groceries on Tuesday you're better off. Go Monday or Wednesday, stay out of the stores on Tuesday. Those little grey haired ladies will run you over. Yes I know some are walking with canes and walkers. Just give them a shopping cart and watch them go. They can barely drive a car, let alone a shopping cart. They come around corners and will take you out. If you like an item they come up next to you and check it out, then tell you it isn't any good. That is because they want it.
I knew some day I would make the mistake again and go to the grocery store on a Tuesday. All the little grey haired people were in there. I only needed a few items and went on a tear through the store. I got all my items and proceeded to the check out. I followed a little grey haired lady that was giving the clerk a hard time. She finally left and the girl rang up all my items then asked, "Do you get the discount?" I answered with the usual, "What discount?" "The senior citizen discount." Anyone over 55 can get this discount. I laughed and said I was over 55. Upon getting to the car I was laughing. Can't wait to tell everyone I got the senior discount. I am now a Senior Citizen. Where's my cane?......
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