Stacy calls me today to come out and play at the phone store. Little did I know it was to get a new phone. I tried the, "I like my old one. I know how to use it." Neither sentence worked. She wanted to make sure I had an upgraded phone. She has been with me each time I got a phone. Yes, each time I told her the same thing. "I don't need a new one." She hated the antenna, the flip phone, and the last one didn't meet her okay either. I will get one but I have to be able to use it right off the bat. "Sure!" I should have known better. All I did was turn my back on her and she told them what she wanted, then handed it to me. Okay, how do you work it? I like ones you just pick up and say hello. No, you must slide this one like this. That still doesn't tell me how to use it. "Where is the instruction booklet?" That should get her. She pulls out a long piece of paper with print on it that is so small I need a magnifying glass! Oh, look at the pictures! She finally tells me, "You're getting it and that's it." Wow she sounds just like me.
While we were there another lady came in with her Grandfather telling him she was getting him a new phone. I just laughed as she said it will be easy to use. Yea, right. He had the same look as I did just to passify her.
So I walked out of the store with this huge bag that carried a few small items in one hand and a new fangled phone in the other. I got instructions that lasted 1 and 1/2 minutes and was told, go use it. As I sit here I still dont know how to dial out on it. Do I tell it to dial, no I slide it. I have sent a few texts out so I have survived that. Now to figure out how to do the fifty other things that it can do. It has apps too. What does that mean? Where is my old phone?.....