Help! I am being held captive!

Christmas is two days away.  Guess who wants to go and shop tonight?  Stacy.  She must be nuts only the crazies are out tonight.  They are mean and hate the holidays.  Yes, she insists I go with her.  No, please, leave me here!  Don't make me go with you!  Help! Save me!  Bob helped her drag me out the door.  Off we went, with me dreading this all the way.  First stop is the Mall.  Traffic isn't too bad, but look at all the cars!  The Mall was busy, get me out of here.  Next is the book store.  We parked in the Mall lot and walked over.  At least there are no lines here either.  Last is Walmart.  Once again traffic isn't bad.  But parking is unbelievable.    The store has lots of people in it.  What do we need.  We got the things we needed and then some.  Walking around the store was fun.  People want you to move around them but they are in the middle of the aisle.  After being in there for 45 minutes, we had enough.  Get me out of here.  I want to go home.  Please!  Yea!  Get in the car fast before she changes her mind.  Yes she is pointed in the right direction.  We are going home.  Yes!  Finally.......