Please return from Deer Camp!

Oh how I miss him.  Oh how I miss his help!  He gave me permission to leave the groceries outside until he comes home.  Do you think they will go bad?  Well if he gave me permission to let the groceries go, then that also means - I dry the dishes and set them on the counter.  The cat pans get emptied and I don't have to take it out.  Garbage can stay where it is too.  The compost will just go in a bigger bowl.  The chickens can have running water, I'll use the hose, and I cut a bag of food down the middle and tossed it into the coup.  Yes, this makes my life a little easier.  I don't think he will like it when he comes home.  Please make it soon, I can't find the counters or tables.  The pots and dishes are piling up!  When is Deer Camp over?.......