Who's driving?

Bob's car is in for repairs, so I am driving him around at times.  It is my car after all.  Well, of course I am driving too fast, taking the corners too close, and doing jack rabbit starts.  I took the car for an oil change and he was looking in the glove compartment for something and came across my insurance card and registration and both were expired.  I just brought down the insurance card that I got in the mail.  No, I never looked at the dates.  They send it and I put them in the car.  Then he tells me the registration is from 2009.  I know it was there because when I got the car inspected I had the correct one.  Oh well, I will be getting a new one in a few months.  No this isn't good enough.  He is telling me it is illegal to drive it without them.  I laughed!  Do you know how many people are on the road driving illegally?  Lots!  Well, to stop the carrying on I went to the car registration place and got a new registration and also got a new insurance card.  He feels better now.  Wait till he finds out he drove the car without those things in the car, they were here in my purse!  I'll tell him tomorrow.....