Everyone has one!

What does every Mother or Father have?  The squealer.  It is the child that will tell everything you don't want them to, usually at the wrong time.  One of the kids just turned another year older and we said the younger year.  Of course we turned green when they blurted out the correct age.  Ok, who spilled the food on the floor and didn't clean it up?  No one did it so the squealer said who did it.  Who ate the last cookie?  Once again no one.  Squealer said who did it.  Tell them not to tell Daddy what you just bought for his birthday and they will run around yelling, "I have a secret!" till Daddy gets mad and makes them spill their guts.  Once they start school they can't do this and keep their place in society.  They are no longer the squealer but the tattle tale....