The school bus

Watch out for that yellow bus that transports your little angels to school.  Or should I say, watch what those little angels are doing on the bus.  I had two that would behave on the bus because I always threatened, "If you get thrown off the bus for something you did wrong, you will walk to school."  We use to walk.  And yes I know if I said that now I would be arrested for abuse.  It worked for the girls.  Then I had the trouble maker, Bobby.  I hated the calls from the school.  Yes, what did he do this time?  He was hanging out the bus window trying to grab the telephone pole as it turned the corner.  My first question to Bobby was, "Why?"  "Because someone dared me."  Well that isn't a good answer, go write I must keep my hands in the bus one hundred times.  This seems like a lot for a child of nine.  Did he learn his lesson?  Of course not!  "Do you want to know what Bobby did?" came on the phone the next week.  Get your pencil ready......