Clean house yard sale!!!!

I don't need the people from Clean House to come and help me, no, I have Stacy.  As she is cleaning her stuff out, she is cleaning mine too.  No my house doesn't look like the ones on the show, I hide stuff in closets.  As I am getting older I have found out that the newest gadget isn't really needed.  I go to the store and check it out, in front of Bob of course, and set it back down and walk away.  See, when he sees me pick it up he thinks I will never put it back.  The look on his face is priceless when I do.  But I have saved an awful lot and now it is going to our "Clean House Yard Sale."  Come one, come all.........