Whose yard is the nicest?

With Summertime comes yard clean-up.  Seems like it grows on a daily basis.  Bob does the grass, he won't let me use the riding mower because he thinks I drive it too fast.  It works!  Then I get to  help with the trimming.  I use the weed eater till it dies.  It takes half hour to run it down, by then I am to my limit too.  I tire easily yet.  He really doesn't want me to do that, but I feel I am helping.  I start at one point and do some every night.  It just seems like I am doing the same spot every two days.  The grass is getting cut twice a week.  It rains daily, so everything is just growing wild.  I have given up on feeding the lawn.  If I did feed it, how fast would it grow then?  Maybe it would have to be cut every other day.  Here it is only June and we are both getting sick of doing the yard.  Not bad, it only took 6 weeks this year.   My new idea is to pave every inch of grass.  I know it cracks and the grass grows in the cracks.  Moss grows on it too.  Okay, Bob we need to go cut the grass again! and again! and again!...